It all began when our friends Rachel and Mark went on holiday. Actually, you could say it started three years ago when Buckley our dog was trying to get a ball from under the couch. Or maybe it started when we bought a new dog. Let's stick with Rachel and Mark going on holiday and note for background purposes of the story that the underneath lining of our couch is all torn, on account of Buckley having ripped it with his claws.
Anyway. Rachel, Mark, Lily and Holly live in our condo and have a pet hamster named Harriet. They were heading off on holiday for a week and were all prepared to leave Harriet behind in their apartment. Harriet lives in a hamster mansion with easily a week's supply of food and water on hand. "Oh, we'll look after Harriet", said Jackie. Jackie and Dave live upstairs with their kids Harrison and Lilia. Rachel wasn't worried about Harriet needing to be looked after but was happy to facilitate some pet-sitting enjoyment. And so Harriet moved into level 24.
After a few days a problem began to emerge. Dave was having an allergic reaction to the hamster and this came up in discussion between Jackie and Lucinda. "We'll take her", exclaimed Lucinda, "we'd love to have Harriet!". This was closely followed by, "although, we are known to kill off hamsters...". Seeing a solution to Dave's sore eyes, Jackie was not about to be put off by some urban legends used to frighten generations of hamster children. Harriet and mansion were promptly delivered to the Bertram residence.
On Thursday morning we were enjoying Day 1 of Chinese New Year with no work and no school. Dad was napping, Mum was cooking scrambled eggs and Felicity was in the study. Alice decided to take some photos of Harriet sitting on the lounge room floor. After placing Harriet on the floor, Alice picked up the camera ready to take some wildlife snaps. Harriet, perhaps sensing an opportunity, promptly ran under the couch, then up the torn lining, before disappearing inside.
As the ensuing drama unfolded, the couch was upended, hands were waved in distress, people ran in different directions, eggs were still cooking, how to explain to Rachel the sequence of events leading to the demise of her hamster was contemplated, the complete under-lining of the couch was cut away and silence was called for as we listened for sounds to 1) indicate that Harriet was still inside the couch and 2) give us an idea of where in the couch she was.
The hamster story ended happily when we located and retrieved Harriet from inside the backing of the couch. Harriet was returned to her lodgings, the couch lining was taped up and the couch righted back on to its legs. And the camera? It turns out it was on the floor, still on with the lens sticking out, right under the path of the upturning couch. The force of the blow struck right on the lens, crushing the metal and bending it out of shape. Time for a new camera.